Who doesn't want free chicken fried steak and ice cream?

Today was my first day volunteering at the Lawrence Memorial Hospital. Your first four shifts you're assigned to what is suspiciously called "Escort Service" in which you cart people around in wheelchairs and deliver charts from here to there. You have to wear a bright teal vest and most of our time this morning was spent sitting in the Escort Waiting Area, waiting for our little phone to ring, but the best part of this so far is the free meal after your shift. I can see already that I'm going to use this to take a huge chunk out of my grocery budget. I've just gone from yogurt with flax seeds for lunch to two styrofoam boxes full of nutritional value (most of it preceded by 'fried' and followed by 'with gravy'). Yay for free stuff!